Talk to me Burberry. First you go and come up with the greatest tartan ever. Then you go and line the greatest trench ever with the greatest tartan ever. Then you go and get the greatest model ever (Miss Katie M fools) to wear the greatest trench lined with the greatest tartan. Then you go and keep churning out the greatest goods ever--including this large tote encrusted with gunmetal seashells. I just love it!
*Burberry Seashell Handbag. Priced at $1550.
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